Better Make Sure You're Looking Closely

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves